Want to know the fastest way to confirm both that you are a horrible, shallow person and that you will die alone? Try online dating. My new plan is dying alone and/or asking people I know to introduce me to people I should know. In the meantime, allow me to reduce an already insultingly reductionist... Continue Reading →
You're allergic to apples? No way! *I'm* allergic to apples! Dog is cute. You play tennis? No way! *I* play tennis! He seems like he went to a good school and has a good job. He's hot and has a Spanish name. Medical professional probably means doctor and not drug rep, right? He has a Spanish... Continue Reading →
I've been crying intermittently for the past two weeks. Uncontrollably. Sometimes the timing, other times the volume. And this is not who I have been. Ever.
I'm certainly curious about what it will be like to date, so I asked a girlfriend if she might like to go to my club to watch the football game this weekend. Maybe, I said, there would be some guys there.
So . . . Things Are Different Now 